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Some weird thoughts
How horrible would life be without boogers and earwax? I can’t see it being that bad.
Can my penis fall asleep? What body parts are immune to getting that tingly sensation?
If I stick my head out of the sunroof of a car and the wind is blowing in the same exact direction at the same exact speed, would my hair blow back?
What if both the male and female came at the same time? Is that in itself its own experience?
If the entire human race was forced to walk backwards for the rest of their life, given evolution, would it eventually become normal to the point where backwards is forwards?
Who was the first girl to stick a dick in her mouth?
I believe everyone has the same inner voice as mine. It’s just subjective.
If the sun provided just heat, not light, how long or how much longer would life exist?
What goes on in my dog’s head? Is her only goal to be constantly acknowledged and loved?
Where in time did we go wrong with this species?
Does all it take to be a genius is to be the first to do something?
I wonder what the 90%+ of dreams we forget are about….
You smell like an anchovie’s cunt! -George Carlin
The Zombies…
There’s been a lot of talk about the various cannibalism going on. Most rumors conclude this as the zombie attack; since our generation has been so exposed to zombie related media (Cod: zombies, The Walking Dead, etc.) And I know it’s strange to say, but if this is true, I’m excited. This would be such a stress free life in my eyes. Not the fact that I might lose loved ones since that is inevitable. But the fact that education, money, is no longer an issue. And in this age, those are the biggest stresses in the modern day. So no matter what happens, I will approach it with a positive attitude. Lets survive together!
I’m pretty sure
once you’re finally mine, I can drop all these stupid, paranoid, insecure feelings. Cause this is starting to get irritating. No matter how ridiculous I know it is.
I miss you
I haven’t talked to you in days, haven’t seen you in more. This fuckin sucks. I really fuckin miss you… :’(
How are you?
I find myself horribly crippled and have been for some time, completely compressed with pending contradictions. Ever since I have put myself in this situation, I have completely lost my motivation, yet I have massive ambition to achieve the love I’m working for. I want this to be over, just over. I can’t take this any longer. I’m losing myself and my piece of mind. Yet I only want it to be over if it’s the conclusion I want it to be. I live everyday in total pain and I’m constantly on the verge of snapping and breaking down. But I am the happiest I have ever been. I am so scared, but comfortable. I just want you to be happy, but I’ll only be happy if you’re with me. I want to give you space to think about things and make your decision. But I can’t contain my love for you and I don’t want our love to fade by giving you space. I have never felt so torn but put in place so easily. You carry two hearts in your hands now. How are you? Me? I’m fucked. But okay…
I saw a post about drummers and it pissed me off…here’s my thoughts
The Cliche:
The singer: Is full of himself
The guitarist: Gets all the girls
The bassist: Doesn’t do anything
The drummer: Is musically unintelligent and just hits stuff
The Truth:
The singer: Displays a message and is one with the crowd
The guitarist: Gives melody and is the most heard musical lick
The bassist: Adds low-end grooves that makes your music full and round instead of flat
The drummer: The dynamic leader, bringing the song to the next part, if necessary, going against the other members to add complexity.
As a whole: A family…
